Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Return...

Analyst: Messed up design. Tagboard gone. No information on blogger. Damn! This blog's a complete trainwreck!
System: Deleting ALL previous posts.
Bloctor: It's going into literary arrest! Perform CPR! Hurry we're losing it!!
System: Progress 75%...
Bloctor: DEFIBRIL!!! 300V! One. CLEAR!
System: Progress 85%...
Bloctor: 300V! Two. CLEAR!
System: Progress 99%...
Bloctor: 300V! Last. CLEAR!
System: All posts deleted.
Bloctor: We've lost it. Dead as of ....
System: *Beep* Reintializing....
Analyst: It's back online. Apparently all posts are gone but it seems to remember its name.
Bloctor: Great but it's empty. It's a blank slate. No chance of retrieving old info. Let's see how things will turn out from now...
System: Online...

When entertainment turns into a surreal reflection of your life, you're a lucky man if you can laugh at the joke. - Max Payne

I'm back....